Top 5 Murderous Animals

So, you probably expected a list of like alligators or iskanara jellyfish, or drop bears, or any other animal that lives in Australia. PSYCHE. Oh no, here's some every day house animals that decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Fox hunting is serious business. You might think it's all about hunting foxes, but they're tired of it.

The Most Epic Thang that's Also Informative

Intro Section. The Prologue. The before words time words.

So there you are, being awesome, when it strikes you - history's really, really, really boring. Like, super boring - I'm pretty sure all those historic dudes died of boredom. But ignorance is pretty lame, and we've already established you're pretty rad. So, I bring to you... history, but fun. WHaaaaat?

Phat Rhymes

I present to you: Epic Rap Battles of History, possible the most awesome thing ever to grace the interwebs. If you ever wondered: Who would win? between two historic dudes (Or not historic, like that badass Leonidas from 300 versus Halo's Master Chief), there are now three seasons of grade A kick-ass answering all those questions.

Imitation Post

Cracked may think they're the masters of list based comedy (and they totes are, obvi), but check this shit out, uh... yo! B Dogg Productions semi-proudly presents:

5 ways we're already living in the future

Since before time, or at least like the 1900s, people have been wondering: What will science do to change the future? There's been predictions of The Jettsons' style maid robots, Back to the Future's hoverboards, Star Wars' laserguns... we, as a people, have been so caught up in the idea that these things represent the future that we completely missed some totally rad nerdy scientists (We're at the point where nerdy is cool, right?) got inspired and went out to actually make all these things. So, little by little, without even noticing... we're livin' in the future, baby!

5 Awesome Pranks

5. Drop Bears

The idea behind Drop Bears is crazy racist koalas that hide in trees and then leap down on unsuspecting tourists' heads. It's said they target native Australians with less frequency, because why the hell not. There are multiple official sites endorsing their existence, at one point even including the Australian Board of Tourism. But, wait for it... they're not real. The entire populous of a continent/country decided that despite living in the deadliest place on earth, they needed to make up more things out to eat people... and convince them. So! Take word of these adorable rabies weasels and convince everyone you know they're real, only to, months down the line, laugh at them. Ha, you'll go, ha ha ha.

4. The Misdirect

There used to be this thing called Rick Rolling, where you'd make people watch videos of Rick Astley singin' his thang. Then came duck rolling, which was weird... anyway, that's all kind of played out, so I won't do it here. But it was really funny guys.

3. Kool-Aid in the shower head

Due to youtube being weird, I can't embed the video, but follow this link. Make sure your sound is turned on first.

I am the god of hellfire and I bring you.... fire

PS the title is totally a song.

PK4A

Today's awesome thing is also the first step towards becoming a super hero or, for those so inclined, super villain. Have you ever dreamed of shooting fireballs!?! from your hands/head/crotch? With a little ingenuity, it's now possible!

Thanks to the Pyrokinesis for Alex project, now you too can live out your dream as the Human Torch, Pyro, or some other flame related persona. It's highly recommended you come up with a catchy fire based pun name. Something witty.

I'm awesome, now what?

Once you get your amazing fire based powers through the miracle of technology, now what? The easiest answer is vigilantism, though you'll probably very quickly run afoul of the law. It's very hard (I imagine, I of course have no personal knowledge of gleefully setting criminals on fire) to subdue people purely with propane fueled explosions without causing hospital worthy injuries. To that end you'll probably want to master four or twelve types of martial arts as well, but if you're considering vigilantism you probably already have that down because it's par for the course.

...but seriously, how did The Human Torch avoid billions of dollars of lawsuits every day? It's not like he had a secret identity or anything, he just went around a major city blowing shit up and causing fires.

No man, I want to live the life of crime!

World domination is pretty standard for super villains, but this probably isn't the route for you... PK4A, while being insanely radical, does nothing to protect you from irate CIA or MI6 agents who swoop in to, you know, preserve the world order, oppose tyranny, and champion freedom.
Bank robbing is also right out, because if there's one thing fat wads of cash don't like, it's uncontrolled explosions and fire.
No, the best answer is far simpler. Borrowing from Fahrenheit 451 fame, you can become.... The Fireman. Disillusioned with modern education, you go from library to library burning books. You can even get some sort of insurance kickback thing going on with the mafia or city council or something... or better yet, the fire marshal. It's a win win - they're sure to get more funding with some sort of Super Arsonist running around, and there's bound to be money there for you.
If that doesn't work for you there's always the Batman inspired Firefly.

Of course, then you have to invent a jetback, and he was a pretty lame villain, but you have to start somewhere! Maybe just outfit your henchmen this way, and the real super persona will come later.