5. Drop Bears
The idea behind Drop Bears is crazy racist koalas that hide in trees and then leap down on unsuspecting tourists' heads. It's said they target native Australians with less frequency, because why the hell not. There are multiple official sites endorsing their existence, at one point even including the Australian Board of Tourism. But, wait for it... they're not real. The entire populous of a continent/country decided that despite living in the deadliest place on earth, they needed to make up more things out to eat people... and convince them. So! Take word of these adorable rabies weasels and convince everyone you know they're real, only to, months down the line, laugh at them. Ha, you'll go, ha ha ha.
4. The Misdirect
There used to be this thing called Rick Rolling, where you'd make people watch videos of Rick Astley singin' his thang. Then came duck rolling, which was weird... anyway, that's all kind of played out, so I won't do it here. But it was really funny guys.
3. Kool-Aid in the shower head
Due to youtube being weird, I can't embed the video, but follow this link. Make sure your sound is turned on first.
Spoiler!
No, but seriously. You unscrew the shower head, pour in the powder Kool-Aid packet, and screw it back on. Then, when someone goes to take a shower, WHA-POW! They're all sticky and colorful. The plus side to this prank is there's no lasting harm - they're already in the shower so it's easy to clean up.
2. Slow erosion of self esteem via weight gain
This one takes some time and you have to make your target food, but it's totally worth it. Every day, make this person food. EXCEPT... use like a pound of butter in everything. Bonus points if they're vegan. Then, in like a month when they've gained a ton of weight, be all: "SUCKA!" then laugh at them for being gullible and trusting you.
1. The Fake Out
The fake out goes like this: You were expecting 5 items, but there's only four! HA!
...no, but seriously, pranks are pretty lame. Just don't.
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